The 49ers as Full House

Prior to the AFC Championship, I compared the Baltimore Ravens players and coaches to characters on The Wire. My original intentions was to compare the winner of the NFC Championship to characters on a show or movie that took place in that city, if the Patriots won. Unfortunately, the Patriots lost. Despite this, I've decided to go ahead with the San Francisco 49ers as characters on Full House.

Keep in mind, I haven't watched Full House in ages, so the comparisons might be pretty terrible. This whole concept is terrible though, so it's okay.

Jim Harbaugh is the leader of the 49ers. He's the brick and mortar guy who has changed the whole attitude of the team. He is the backbone of the franchise, providing the team with a mentality to succeed. He's also quirky, which is reflected in his odd sideline reactions.

H/T SBNation

Much like Harbaugh, Danny Tanner is the backbone of Full House. He is quirky in that he is OCD about cleanliness.

Colin Kaepernick is the new kid on the block. A lot has been made about Kaepernick's emergence. He's given the Niners a new edge. He is the Michelle Tanner of the Niners. He is the "you got it dude" player that the Niners' offense lacked.

With the Niners now running the pistol and zone read concepts, the offense has taken off and so has Kaepernick's stardom. Michelle Tanner was the cute character that spurred the Olson twins to stardom.

Alex Smith lost his job when he suffered a concussion. Deciding the starting quarterback was a difficult decision for Harbaugh to make. Now, Alex Smith is sad:

With all due seriousness, he's been a consumate professional, but he's had a troubled career. You can tell he's not happy about sitting on the sidelines too. In many ways, Smith is the Stephanie Tanner of the group. Smith hasn't had the smoothest career, especially for a number one draft pick. Stephanie struggled with a lot of things too such as drugs, partying, joy riding, and child abuse. She also struggled to deal with all the attention the new kid, Michelle, got. Smith is clearly struggling as well. 

Frank Gore is the work horse of the offense. He is good to carry the ball as many times as you need and he's the guy people can rely on. In many ways, Frank Gore is the D.J. Tanner of the Niners. DJ isn't really the face of the show, but she's a solid character that cares about others. Gore, having spent so much time in SF, seems to be that type of guy for the 49ers. 

LaMichael James is a talent that brings that strange x-factor that nobody else brings to the team. He can return kicks, he can run out of the backfield, he can catch balls. He can do it all. He is a unique talent. He is also the running mate of Frank Gore. In that way, he's sort of the Kimmy Gibbler of the team. Say what you will about Kimmy, but she is unique. LaMichael James is a special player.

I could watch Vernon Davis play forever. Everything about his game is elegant and smooth. He can run like the wind. He's got terrific hands. He's a solid blocker. Many football fans would see him to be the perfect tight end. He hasn't always had it easy though. 

It is in this way that I see him as the Uncle Jesse of the Niners. Uncle Jesse was a high school dropout that becomes a success, running his own club and playing in his own band. Oh yeah, John Stamos has perfect hair too. 

Patrick Willis is the best linebacker in the game. He makes tackles. He drops in coverage. He makes plays. In that way, I see him as the Uncle Joey of the 49ers. Let's be honest, Joey is the funniest guy on Full House and the show is a sitcom. What Joey provides to Full House, Willis provides to the 49ers in the form of leadership, physicality, and play-making abilities. 

Clearly, not the same person.

I confuse Justin and Aldon Smith all the time. There's nothing really to mistake. They don't play the same position. Justin is a defensive end and Aldon is a linebacker. They do not have the same colored skin. Justin is white and Aldon is black. However, beyond Willis, they are the two most talked about players on that 49ers defense. My personal confusion leads me to say that they are the twins, Nicky and Alex. 

Greg Roman has been the mastermind of the 49ers offense. The Niners offense is unique. It's traditional and it's new school at the same time. Roman, in his capacity as offensive coordinator, works with Jim Harbaugh, keeping the distinctly physical nature of football that Harbaugh wants to play. Furthermore, he works with the offense, getting the most out of Vernon Davis, Frank Gore, LaMichael James, and Colin Kaepernick. In this way, I see him as the Rebecca Donaldson. Rebecca works with Danny on talk show, which takes care of the Roman-Harbaugh relationship. She is also the solid female lead, providing a shoulder to lean on and someone to relate to for DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle. Lastly, she is married to Uncle Jesse. They bring the best out of each other. Watching the NFC Championship game, Greg Roman got the most out of Vernon Davis. Greg Roman is Rebecca Donaldson. 

So there you have it. We have it. It's The Wire vs Full House for all the glory. We'll find out who wins on Sunday.

The Baltimore Ravens as Characters from The Wire

The game's the game.

With the New England Patriots playing the Baltimore Ravens this week in the AFC Championship Game, I had no choice but to break out The Wire box set. For many, perhaps myself included, The Wire has become the portrait of what people perceive Baltimore to be. The street crime, the violence, the drug dealing, the failed bureaucracy has become synonymous with the city of Baltimore. Even more so, however, The Wire is about the characters. That got me thinking. What if we had the Baltimore Ravens as characters in The Wire.

Crazy eyes.

John Harbaugh is the head coach of the Ravens. He took over the position at a pretty young age and he is the leader of that team. To me, he is like Mayor Thomas Carcetti. When Carcetti took over the city of Baltimore, he was hopeful of bringing change to the city. Like Carcetti, Harbaugh was hopeful, but he found out real fast that he was taking over a bunch of misfits and a murderer. Things haven’t been as bright as they seemed when he took over and Baltimore has struggled to get back to the Super Bowl, despite consistently having one of the most consistently fearsome defenses in the league. This is the third time the Baltimore Ravens have made the AFC Championship, but they haven’t been to the Super Bowl since their 2000 championship glory.

It is no secret that Baltimore’s offense has been disappointing. They fired Cam Cameron midseason. With Joe Flacco as the head honcho of the offense, there’s a challenge with heading the Baltimore offense. You’re also constantly overshadowed by the defense. This is why I have Jim Caldwell, Baltimore’s offensive coordinator, as Bunny Colvin. When Bunny was challenged with reducing crime in his district, he came up with Hamsterdam, a drugzone, which was effectual. He had a similar response to the trouble kids at the elementary school. He’s a solutions man. Caldwell seems to be the solutions man for the Baltimore offense. In the five games he has been in charge, Caldwell’s offense has averaged 26.8 points per game and 416.6 yards per game. Caldwell is getting the results.

Joe Flacco has claimed to be “elite,” but he’s consistently failed to take his team to the promise land. Flacco is a player with a big mouth and many flaws. There is no doubting that he has gotten the results, but he cannot seem to get over the top. For that, he is akin to Jimmy McNulty. McNulty is a good detective, may be even a great detective, but he is always getting himself in trouble with his mouth. He cannot stay within the chain of command. It is this which gets him sent to the Marine unit and relegated back to the Western District. McNulty’s circumventing gets him in trouble, whenever he might get some credit. Similarly, Flacco opens his mouth on the verge of getting credit, only to be a massive disappointment soon thereafter.

Fuck.

Ray Rice is a righteous dude, like Bunk Moreland. While McNulty is a cavalier, Bunk upholds the law. He covers McNulty’s ass. He might not always get credit for it, but he’s the best damn detective on the squad because he not only does his job, but he stays in line. He knows about the chain of command. Rice doesn’t always get the credit he deserves, but he’s one of the best running backs in the NFL. He’s not a talker. He does his job and helps the team win football games.

I feel Torrey Smith is like Michael Lee. Smith is actually one of the few players on the Ravens I really like. He’s a big play receiver. He seems like a good dude. I have him as Mike Lee because I feel like they are both a bit tortured. It is always insinuated that Lee is uncomfortable with authoritative men. He’s a guy that wants to do right by his brother. Smith lost his brother earlier this year, yet still played in the game against the Patriots, doing right by his teammates. I don’t know man, I just like the two, I think both are underrated.

RIP.

Haloti Ngata is Prop Joe. Because they’re both fat.

Word.

Ray Lewis is Avon Barksdale. He is the baddest motherfucker on the westside. I’m not sure this has to really be explained. They’re both soldiers.

Brandon Ayanbadejo is DeAngelo Barksdale. DeAngelo is a big talker, which we see in the first episode when he is boasting about how his cousin, Avon, got him off the murder case as well as when he decides to snitch on his crew. He’s also a philosopher, which we see as he explains Chess to the younguns, and we know he has a compassionate side. In the end, he’s too empathetic and not tough enough to last. Like DeAngelo, Ayanbadejo has a big mouth. He has his own convictions and philosophy too.

Cocaine!

Terrell Suggs isn’t the type to talk shit about opposing teams, but he’s definitely a bit flashy as exemplified by his “Ball So Hard University” proclamation for his school (He went to Arizona State, for what it’s worth). For that reason, I feel like he’s Marlo Stanfield. Marlo tries to keep a low profile, but we see that he likes a bit of flash when he gets rims on his car or that ring. Marlo also represents the new power in Baltimore versus Avon’s old. This juxtaposition is similar to Suggs and Lewis.

Paul Kruger as Herc. When I watch Kruger play, I think of this.

Ed Reed is the number two guy you talk about when you think about the Ravens, with Lewis first. Reed was once a great player, but you watch him now, and you’re not so sure. He’s akin to Stringer Bell. Stringer is an incredible operations guy for the drug business, but when he tries to swim with the big boys of Baltimore’s legitimate business community, he’s out of his element. Ed Reed might be out of his element now. Might.

It’s no secret that Patriots fans hate Bernard Pollard. He has injured both Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski. He’s a bit of a talker and he’s a bit dirty. I’d say he’s like Chris Partlow. Partlow isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. He’s putting bodies in them vacants. Pollard isn’t beyond diving into a quarterbacks knee or rolling over after a tackle to twist a tight end’s ankle (Both links are Not Safe for Patriots Fans, by the way).

Honorable Mention: Former Baltimore kicker Billy Cundiff as Roland Pryzbylewski. Well, officer Pryzbylewski. The one that fucks up.

Bracketology: The Wire

Without getting into the characters that were left out of the bracket, like Slim Charles and Carver, I'll try and go through and fill my bracket. Let's not waste time here:

West Baltimore Region:

I've got Omar over Ziggy. This is really a no brainer, although Ziggy Sobotka is much easier to take on the second watch, Omar is The Wire. He's one of the best characters that's been on TV. Chris Partlow versus Dennis "Cutty" Wise is a tough one, but Cutty has one of my favorite quotes:

"The game, it ain't in me no more."

So I'd take Cutty over Partlow. Snoop versus D'Angelo is also a tough one. Snoop is a part of the Stanfield crew, who I generally did not like. D'Angelo is mentally weak and breaks down when he finds out that Stringer killed Wallace. Snoop wins this match up. Michael Lee is my favorite character from the crew of young uns. He demolishes Cheese, even though Cheese has this brilliant quote: 

Omar takes down Cutty and Michael Lee takes down Snoop, just like he did in the show. In the regional final, I have Michael Lee over Omar. Shocker? May be. Michael Lee becomes the Omar type renegade outcast at the end of the show. Take what you will out of that.

Hamsterdam Region:

Brother Mouzone is one of the best minor characters in television. Bunk Moreland is fucking Bunk Moreland:

Let's just say Bunk is one of my favorites to win this thing. He's a smooth talker and a ladies' man with a drinking problem. He's the man. 

Maurice Levy is one of the least likable characters in The Wire, but he's supposed to be that way. He's a sleazy lawyer. Wallace is a bitch who snitches (snitches get stitches). He clearly isn't ready for the world of drug trafficking. Levy takes this one. 

McNulty versus Daniels is a big mismatch for me. Daniels is one of my absolute least favorite characters on the show. I hate fifth season McNulty, but for most of the show, McNulty is the man. Furthermore, he pulls the hottest piece of ass on the entire show, Theresa D'Agostino:

McNulty wins that handily. 

Clay Davis versus Bubbles is a tough one because I don't like these characters much either. Bubbles is a smooth talking snitch. Davis is a corrupt politician. The winner between the two is pretty easy though:

Clay Davis wins.

In regional semis, Bunk defeats Levy and McNulty takes down Clay Davis, like he couldn't on the show. That gets us to Bunk versus McNulty in the region's final, partners. 

Bunk dominates for being sane.

The Ports Region:
Avon Barksdale, played by Wood Harris, is one of the realest characters on the show. Roland Pryzbylewski is an incompetent cop turned teacher. Barksdale takes this first round match up easily.

As Kenard says, "Dukie fight like a bitch." Meanwhile, Carcetti is a successful white politician in a black city. Do you have any idea how hard that is to do? Carcetti for Mayor! For governor! For bracket buster?

I have Sergei "Boris" Malatov defeating Bunny Colvin. Sergei is a bad man. Prop Joe takes down Frank Sobotka. In the semis, I have Avon over Carcetti and Prop Joe over Boris.

In the basketball game between the East side and the West side, Prop Joe saves his ringer for the second half after they've upped the wager. The West side wins the basketball game. In this match up, Avon wins. Period. No propositions to be made Prop Joe. You lose.

East Baltimore Region:

Stringer Bell is a great character and beloved by many, but not this guy. He's a drug dealer, but he's not street. He has no spine. He doesn't understand the game.

He's not hard enough for the game, not smart enough to be legit. Herc on the other hand, he's awesome:

Herc takes down Stringer Bell in a first round upset. Wee-Bay is a stand up dude who takes a million murder charges. Lester Freemon is a great detective, but also helps McNulty get his case against Marlo in the fifth season. You've got to give that match up to Wee-Bay. 

Bodie Broadus versus William Rawls is a joke. Bodie is like that top seeded team that got overlooked. He destroys Rawls in this. Stanfield versus Kima is very interesting as well. I don't like either of these two characters very much. I'll give it to Marlo. 

The top of this bracket is weak, but you've got to give it to Herc. Unlike the show, Bodie takes down Marlo and Bodie takes down Herc to take the region. 

Final Four:

In the Final Four, I have Michael Lee versus Bunk Moreland and Avon Barksdale against Bodie Broadus.

I like Mike Lee a lot because he's true with his friends, a stand up dude, and a gangster. He doesn't let people push him around and he takes care of his crew and his lil bro. Bunk's virtues have already been stated. He's so quotable: 

I've got to give this one to Bunk, to advance to the finals.

The other match up is tough. Avon and Bodie are two of my favorites in the Barksdale crew. They're very similar too in their outlook. I relate more to Bodie as a growing adolescent though, so I have to give it to Bodie. Bodie also has the best death scene in the entire show: 

Bunk versus Bodie in the finals. This is still a tough call, but I think you've got to give it to Bunk.

Bunk Moreland, Champion of The Wire.

Censorship and My Issues with it

Last night, I was watching my favorite movie of all time: The Godfather. I was watching this on AMC, which is having a celebration this week for the movie's 40th anniversary. I understand that there are certain things that you cannot put on TV. You have to censor some of the content.

But who decides what is offensive and what is not?

I ask this because of the editing in this scene:


"Piece of ass" was edited to "piece of stuff,"  but a sentence later "guinea charm" was not edited.

Now, I don't see what is offensive about "piece of ass." Are they censoring that because it might be offensive to women? Are we going to pretend like misogyny doesn't exist? Meanwhile, we can keep the slurs towards Italian people. It just seems hypocritical to me that they are censoring for one group of people, but not another. It sends a mixed message.

Now, I would say that the Italian slurs are essential to what makes The Godfather The Godfather since it is a story about an Italian family in a developing and changing America. However, I'd also say that the existence of misogyny at the time is important to the integrity of the movie's setting.

I hate censorship. I understand that certain content, such as nudity (Apollonia wedding night scene always gets cut), cannot be aired on basic cable. However, words are words, and this is America. What's the First Amendment? Oh yeah, something about free speech? If you're going to air The Godfather, you should do so with the entire dialogue in tact. You know what you're going to air, and there's no reason to change it. They're just words.

The GM-Peugeot Partnership

Not quite sure what the executives in Detroit are doing.

So GM plans to take a stake in Peugeot, and I'm not sure why. Well, we have an explanation:

LONDON—General Motors Co. is to take as much as a 7% stake in smaller French rival PSA Peugeot Citroën SA as part of a new auto-making alliance the two companies are negotiating to prop up their unprofitable European operations, people familiar with the talks said Tuesday.

But that explanation still makes no sense to me. I'm talking about the core concept of the matter:

In buying a stake in Peugeot, GM would make the French auto maker its primary partner in Europe to share engineering and development costs as well as provide funds to help the French company in its drive to reduce debt by selling assets, the person said.

This type of agreement has been done before. It did not work out well. GM hurt its public perception by trying to produce cars through parts sharing. A lot of their cars shared the same uninspired characteristics. This bean counting cut car quality and put GM in the hole that led to the 2008 bailout.

We've also seen brands within the GM conglomerate fail including Oldsmobile, Pontiac, and Saab. Making the same cars with different grills is not the way to success. It remains to be seen what this partnership with Peugeot holds in store, but I'm skeptical because of past failures in execution. On paper, it makes sense. However, history says otherwise.

Why am I so excited to see Colin Quinn?

So I'm seeing Colin Quinn's Long Story Short tonight down at Foxwoods. Quinn has become one of my favorite comedians over the last several months, from watching Tough Crowd clips on Youtube. Over the course of these shows, I've grown to appreciate not only his intellectualism that he infuses into his jokes, but also his promotion of other comics. He gave an outlet for comics like Patrice O'Neal, Greg Giraldo, and Jim Norton to display their comic prowess. He was also on SNL as the Irish drunk:

The guy has had a long career in television, which started as an announcer/sidekick on MTV's Remote Control. He also performed on HBO's One Night Stand:

He's had a long career. While it hasn't been the most successful, he's made a lot of people laugh. One of my personal favorites is his performance in the roast of Artie Lange:

So yeah, I'm pretty fucking amped to see this critically acclaimed show. It was between this and Bill Burr, but I wanted to see this before he stops performing it. I can see Burr another day. Jerry Seinfeld directed Long Story Short, and I can't wait.

What I am not looking forward to the drive to Foxwoods. I could've seen this at the Wilbur, but I was too lazy. This is the price I have to pay. Whatever, it should be a great show full of laughs. May be I'll have a review of it tomorrow if I feel up to it.

The Greek Riots

If you were too busy watching The Grammy's, you might have missed the Greek riots as their government came to an agreement on austerity. This isn't the first time that Greece has rioted:

Yes, I very much like riot footage. What's interesting to me though is the Riot Police. Greece has no money. How can they afford the riot police? What kind of compensation are these guys receiving if they are against their fellow countrymen? Austerity is the issue in Greece; don't these policemen have their own thoughts on this?

Personally, I'd love to beat down some Greeks to get rid of some of the pent up aggression. I'd be a mercenary, but I'm all in for the cause if I can wail on some defenseless people standing up for what they believe in.

So what would I want in return for my professionally delivered beatings?

For starters, I'll take a chicken souvlaki plate. Giving out beatings is tough work and you've got to make sure I've got the energy to bring the pain. I'd also love it if they sweetened the deal a little bit. How about some baklava? No deal is complete without incentives. If I meet my quotas and do a superlative job, I deserve a bonus. Some Tzatziki sauce would be wonderful.

In all honesty, I don't know how Greece is holding it together. I don't know how the EU is holding it together. I expect things to fall apart. Things should fall apart. You can't keep trying to support a house with wood because the wood will rot, and the house will fall.

Greece needs to go back to the drawing board and lay the foundation for a new economy, and the EU has to decide whether they want to support Greece or not. A broken bone will not heal if you keep putting it under stress. You need to relieve the stress with rest.

There's no relief in Greece.

The Unexpected English

The Champions League restarts today and you might feel like something is missing...

That's right, both of the Manchester teams are out of the competition. It's a surprise to say the least because they've been the two strongest English teams this season. What's more is that Arsenal made it into the Knockout Phase, despite starting the season like this:

Losing Fabregas and Nasri killed Arsenal early in the season. The low point was the trip to Old Trafford, where United trashed Arsenal to the tune of 8-2. That was probably the worst game I've seen since the traveshamockery of last year's Champions League.

Chelsea has not been as good this season either. They've sucked at times. They've been great at times. They've been inconsistent all the time.  While they were considered contenders at the start of the season, the season itself has gone more like this:

They've had some great chances, but they've...well whatever you call missing a sitter. So it's a grand surprise to see Arsenal and Chelsea, the London Clubs, still in the Champions League, while the Manchester Clubs are sitting at home counting their money and not knowing what to do with it.

The Champions League is one of the most exciting competitions in the world. We kick back off today with Barcelona visiting Bayer Leverkusen and Lyon hosting Apoel Nicosia. If you want to skip out of work to have a midday pint, this is your excuse.

META

I want to blog more. I feel a lot of times that I want to write something, but I have no outlet to do it. I feel like sometimes I confine myself to certain topics, and then when I want to write about something else, I feel restricted by what I've already written. I feel like so often, writing for something is writing about a certain thing. That's not why I created this blog.

Fact is I'm happier when I blog. I like writing. It's like therapy. So you'll be seeing more of it.

The Smart Car Gets Company

Toyota is bringing legitimacy to the Kei Car Market

Toyota is introducing a new micro-compact under the Scion moniker called the iQ. The iQ is the first real competitor against the Smart ForTwo. I see a lot of people look at the Smart Car and laugh at it, but I really see a lot of potential in the Kei Car market. With one of the major automakers entering the segment, the Kei Car market is finally achieving some legitimacy.

With the movement towards smaller more fuel efficient cars, these two seat minicars definitely could become the new craze. First of all, they get better mileage. They're lighter and they have smaller engines. It makes sense for automakers to try to push these cars as they try to meet federal MPG requirements.

Challenges:
The first challenge is price. The Smart Car starts a shade under $12,500 and the iQ should start about two grand above that. These cars aren't exactly cheap. I think there will be a bias against them for that because you can get more car for the same price. The pricing structure of cars in America is such that the more you pay the more you get. For these cars to succeed, they will need to prove they are worth the money. I don't know if better fuel economy and better maneuverability can do that.

The second challenge is safety. No matter how many airbags these companies put in these cars, there's going to be some concern. It's simple physics. The smaller car is going to take more of an impact than a bigger car because of its light mass. When you're driving around larger cars and SUVs, there is going to be inherent danger all around. The only real way to make the cars safer is to surround it on the road with vehicles of similar sizes. That doesn't appear like it will happen.

A third challenge is space. How much can a Kei Car hold? Can it hold groceries? Can it hold golf clubs? I personally feel the need for storage space in a car is overstated, but there has to be a minimum for what it can hold. The Smart Car can hold golf clubs, which means it should be able to hold groceries and whatever other small things you need to carry.

Why It Will Succeed:
Toyota getting into this market is a huge deal. I believe that automakers can create new markets if there is a demand and there is good execution. The SUV wasn't a staple of the auto industry until 20 years ago when Ford introduced the Explorer. I believe that when a brand like Toyota gets into this market segment, it increase the potential of the market to grow.

It's important to keep in mind that these cars are geared towards city folks. The maneuverability and small size should make it easier to get around the city and find parking. Furthermore, how much stuff do people in the city have to carry in their car? I think that the need for trunk space is not as big a deal as people think. The amount of money you save from having a more efficient vehicle probably can help make up the money to rent a vehicle when a trunk is necessary.

I think the safety concern is much more important than the price. The key thing is to market towards the city dwellers. These cars are more at risk where cars operate at higher speeds. In a city, there is less speeding and as a result, these cars will be less vulnerable to dangerous crashes. People aren't going to buy these cars if they don't feel safe in them. There will always be innovation in safety and these automakers must make sure that it trickles down into these cars.

It will be interesting to see how these Kei Cars do and whether they can finally be accepted by Americans.

The Quote of Stupid of the Day: Rick Perry

At the Iowa debate tonight, Rick Perry said the following:

“There are a lot of folks that said Tim Tebow wasn't going to be a very good NFL quarterback. There are people that stood up and said, 'Well, he doesn't have the right throwing mechanisms, or he's not playing the game right,' " and he won two national championships, and that looked pretty good. We were the national champions in job creation back in Texas. And so, am I ready for the next level? Let me tell you, I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.”

That's good enough to win the first quote of stupid of the day. Congratulations Rick!

Gingrich Is Not The Guy

When I look at a candidate, I look first at electability. Is the candidate electable? That's the first thing I look for. If the candidate isn't electable, then what's the point of supporting him or her? They are a losing dog and there's no point in having a stake in their fate.

This might sound very cynical or depressing, in terms of the state of our politics, but it's true.

I don't know think I mentioned it in my previous posts, but perhaps I did on Twitter; I thought that Newt Gingrich would be a dark horse candidate. Of course, I didn't know that much about him. I just thought he performed well in the debates. My biggest qualm, at the time, was his utter disdain for the media.

A couple months later, it seems like he has leapt to the front of the pack. 

This is mostly due to the fall of Herman Cain. Conservatives have been looking for a candidate that wasn't Mitt Romney. Newt Gingrich is just the latest cup of tea.

On a national level, against Barack Obama, I don't think he can stand tall. There are too many issues with him. There's the "consulting fees." There's the divorces. He's too easy a target for the Democrats. While the conservatives might be clamoring for a more conservative candidate than Romney, they're going to have problems standing up in a general election.

Rich Perry: Strong

If you're my friend on Facebook or even if you've just been on the internet in the last day, you've probably seen this ad. I went on a mini-rant yesterday and I just wanted to follow up on that.

I've made it clear that I don't like Rick Perry. He's pretty much stands for everything I hate and I'm not talking about policies. I have no idea who approved this video, but it was not the best thing to release. He makes Herman Cain's smoking campaign manager ad look good. Here's what I said yesterday:

My favorite part is when he says "faith made America strong, it can make her strong again" with that nod and that smile like he was thinking to himself "this sounds great." I thought conservatives were the ones that think America is great the way it is and the evil Liberals are the ones that want change. That was a lie? Just an all around laugh.

That nod and that smile are what I'd like to talk about. As we've seen more of Rick Perry, we've seen how inarticulate this man is. I don't have a problem with us mobilizing our energy resources or restructuring our tax system. What differentiates politicians for me is how they carry themselves.

What I value are people who are articulate, intelligent and aware. Rick Perry lacks all of these attributes. This is why I don't like him.

The Power of Sports in the College Landscape

In the fall out of the Penn State scandal, a lot of people are asking whether sports have too much power. This is in response, there has been a particularly a backlash against the students, who have marched in support of Joe Paterno. A couple days ago, I defended the students:

As an alum of a big sports school, I'll defend the kids, not for supporting Joe, but wanting to hold onto the football program. Sports are a big part of the experience at any big time football school. A big part of that is winning. These kids are confused and they're in denial because they're losing something that is dear to them. I'm sure many of them have a great fondness for the program and what JoePa has done for the Penn State football program on the field. Many of them grew up rooting for this team, watching teams like the undefeated 1994 team (I guess these kids might have been too young for that, huh?) or the many other strong Penn State squads of the last 15-20 years. JoePa has been very influential in making their school what it is because of the football program's winning tradition. The football program is a huge source of pride at Penn State. JoePa stepping down is a huge loss to the program and the university. These kids are losing a part of what makes them whole.

In time, they'll understand the wrongdoings of Paterno, but they'll need time to digest the reality and magnitude of what went on.

It's still too early for students to understand what happened. What happened was serious. What happened is ongoing. What happened will have consequences. I still understand why the kids acted the way they did. That doesn't mean I agree with them, but I understand. I felt the same way when I heard about "Practicegate," something that seems extremely small compared to what went on at Penn State. I was in denial. I didn't want something bad to happen at my school. Sports at my school meant so much to me.

The question is do sports have too much power?

I think sports are a great vehicle by which school pride can manifest itself. There aren't many way where you can show your school is better than the other school. Sports allows that. It's become a big business at schools and some schools do give it preferential treatment. That's the bigger problem.

What happened at Penn State, and we're still finding out more every day, was a lack of transparency and a lack of clear-minded thinking. Everything was addressed through the chain of command rather than where it should have been, by the law. The problem isn't with sports. The problem is when sports get special treatment to operate above the laws, not only of the NCAA but also of the land. Penn State had a chance to address these allegations immediately and properly. Now, they will have to face the consequences of their inaction.

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