I woke up early today (Morning is early). Shook off a hangover. Brushed my teeth. I was going to see Obama. Well, I was going to get tickets to see Obama. Then I remembered that I was at Michigan. I go to a school of a bunch of liberal hippies. And they all suck. There was a huge line going down State Street, as far as the eye could see. I sort of knew that this was the line to see the President, but I just walked past them. There were people...inside...who had camped out...they were still sleeping. That's when I had a realization. I go to school with a bunch of liberals. Too many infact. I had had it.
Barack, why are you so popular? Michigan has the highest unemployment in the union and yet you still are popular amongst our student population. People called you out of touch with the American public. Perhaps it's the American public who is out of touch with America?
Bottom line: Fuck this school.
Real line: I've seen Obama speak before. Who cares.
I don't have time for lines. I'm home. I'm blogging. I'm sleeping.
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